Why did the evil donkeys eat my head?

Question

Why did the evil donkeys eat my head?

Answer 1

Because you were just so damn tasty!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Have you ever been to Louisiana. Let me advise you that a "root" has been put on you.



The only way to stop this madnes is to do the following



1) Give all your money away to charity



2) smoke only one joint a day opposed to the 30 you currently do



3) stop with the crack chasers they are makeing you paranoid



4) In order to get police to repsond to your claims slap one of them

Answer 3

Curses! Foiled again! The blasted Donkey People-Head-Eaters must perish!!!

Answer 4

Because they're evil. If they didn't eat your head, they wouldn't be very evil, now would they?

Answer 5

Because your a chocolate bunny.

Answer 6

To keep you from asking any more dumb questions like this one.

Answer 7

To get to the other sideburn?

Answer 8

Because you ordered it.

Answer 9

who cares?

Answer 10

Doesn't matter how. It did it.

Answer 11

they were hungry